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I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico.

Actually, I got the job!

I had my interview a couple hours ago, it lasted like 5 minutes. I checked my email a few minutes ago and they told me they wanted to hire me, and enclosed all the important documents containing details that I can’t share with you unless I want my butt legally kicked!

In a little bit I’m heading to the local library to print and fax my contracts. Pretty cool, huh?

God, I remember getting like super twitchy before my interview. Any other time I’ve had a phone interview, THEY called ME and it was somewhat out of the blue so I didn’t have time to think about it and get nervous. This time I looked at the clock and saw it was 9:52 and my heart jumped. I grabbed the phone, reviewed the briefing and website for the zillionth time, and then googled an exact time for my timezone. I thought my computer might be off, and I wanted to be prompt. So, I watched as the seconds ticked, and I was literally shaking. How silly I am! I chilled out though. I was really worried about not being able to understand the British accent, but fortunately she didn’t have a heavy accent.

I have a job! Now, time to go print, sign, and fax, baby!

After that, I get to do a ton of research into what to expect from this job to supplement the training and information that will be supplied to me. Also, I’ve heard from other PSO’s that for somewhat off the wall calls, you may want to have a good site with sound effects easily accessible.

I already have a sound board of farts saved into my PSO folder. Actually, I favorited it before I even looked into this line of work because I was playing them over the phone to my cousin. I don’t care how old I get, farts will always be funny to me. Anyway. So I just moved it into my PSO folder.

I’m hoping to find a good soundboard for burping that doesn’t sound too manly. Should I get soundboards of moans and screams? I really think I can do those myself, you know. I’ll probably try and find a good slapping sound effect. Other PSO’s either slap themselves or something near them to produce a spanking or whipping sound effect. I don’t feel like abusing myself though. šŸ™‚

AND I need to find a good list of dirty words. You can only say cock so many times! Fortunately, on my AMAZING forum, links have been posted about this by others. I also need lots of erotic literature to inspire me and help me out until I’m comfortable! Links again provided by my spectacular forum.

Wish me luck, I’ve got lots of work ahead! But I can’t wait. You know I’m going to get myself all hyped up on my first call. It’ll be the exact same heart-racing, shallow-breathing twitchiness I experienced today. Thrilling! Anyway, I’ve really got to go. If you need some lovin’ just contact

1-900-lovergirl!Ā  xoxo

So, my interview is tomorrow morningĀ (technically today, but it’s 1:28am and I don’t count it as a new day until I go to bed and then wake up) and I’ve been trying to get ready.

As recommended, I checked out their website to get an idea of the way it works. Interesting. I liked that there’s a tip option! I reread the rules they sent me to begin with, and have written down the key points for referencing during the interview. Then, I went out and bought supplies! A few days ago I asked the incredible forum I was telling you about before for details on keeping call logs or notes. They told me that they keep track of when and how long the calls they recieved were in a seperate place for comparing to their payment. They also said it’s a good idea to make notes on each caller covering anything they tell you about themselves, what they like or dislike, what you talked about, etc… So that when/if they call you back, you can reference it! So I went and bought two packs of large index cards, a small steno pad, a really cute red mini stapler, and a dry erase board. I also bought some post-it notes in bright colors, because the pad I had was old and didn’t stick long. I’m always jotting down thoughts/ information/ lists on post-it’s and sticking them to my monitor. It’s a warzone. Anyway.

I bought the dry erase board because… I live with my father right now, in a small house. Everyone knows the economy’s awful, and everyone’s suffering. As a 21 year old with no marketable skills, when I got laid off I hadĀ no luck finding new employment. So when my lease was up, I moved in with my father.Ā He has no idea that this is the job I’m trying to get because I told him it was just a customer serviceĀ job, answering phone calls. I’d really rather he NOT come tapping on my door to hear me moaning or saying ‘Oh baby, pourĀ some chocolateĀ sauce on that big steaming cock so I can eat it like a banana split’ because that would be so, so awkward. And I know he’s going to do it. I can guarantee the next time he has trouble with the remote… So I’m hoping to bypass that weirdness with having him leave a message, haha.

By the way, I have no marketable skills because I’ve only taken a few college classes. I’m in the process of going back. I plan to be a high school art teacher, so don’t go thinking that I’m some brainless, talentless no-account that has no choice but to moan and groan into the phone for cash. I think I covered that in the last post. šŸ™‚

So boys and girls, wish me luck! I’ll either update this post or make a new one when I get off the phone with my interviewer. Cross your fingers at 10 am Central time and keep em that way for me!